Jeep Madness...

So, I took my best girl to the Jeep show! Ain't she pretty. I told Debby to get out of the picture, but she wouldn't. After being together for twenty years you would think I would be able to get away with saying that, but most likely I won't.

Oh well, maybe someday I will learn. Speaking of stupid, I have a bone to pick with a FedEx driver. What kind of moron does this?

Those are my packages sitting in the rain. Less than 10 feet to the left is a covered car port. You would have thought the logical thing to do would be to leave them there. But whoever this genius is thought it would be better just to toss them out in the yard, and in the rain. I can see how that makes perfect sense. No, wait, no I can't. That's when I really got mad. I hate it when I can't figure things out!

I called FedEx and complained. I am sure the person will get a tern talking to. I tried to get them to let me do the talking to the driver, but they wouldn't. Good thing I guess, but I have alot of adjectives and a few explicatives I would like to share with him or her if I ever get the chance. I went to school you know, and I have a few colorful ones saved up.

Anyway, after all that I took my stuff in out of the rain, and it started being just like Christmas. I opened all of the boxes, and parts after parts just kept appearing.

My lift kit is here, my lift kit is here! Wait, I forgot to order the shock boots! Dough! Now I am mad again. What a Christmas let down! I feel like Charlie Brown. I got a rock!

So to sum it up, Debby is going to be mad at me for the wise crack above. I am mad at the FedEx driver for being lazy and not caring about his/her job or my stuff. My Jeep is mad because its parts got wet before installation. I am mad at myself for forgetting to order the shock boots. When will all this madness end?!?